'Merica

The bottom of this jacket says "Courtesy of the U.S. Army"

SPORTS!

One of the greatest things that happens on public transportation is the droves of drunken idiots that swarm it post professional sports events. I guess, since you couldn't get past the bench in highschool, the next best thing to do is to pay to watch a bunch of millionaires run up and down while drinking $6 bud lights until you puke or, like this woman, pass out on the #50 bus at 9:30 on a Sunday and have to be carried through Wicker Park by your friend who is half your size and is not wearing some dumbass jersey.

proactive, the bus needs your help

Security mirrors aren't just so patrons and bus drivers can see what people are up to on the back of the bus, they are for popping zits! They convenient convex shape magnifies your face so you can splat that pesky pimple!

you got style

So, after much encouragement, I have decided to start a blog about my Chicago Transit Authority experiences. I spend a lot of time on the bus, one of my least favorite but necessary activities. I try to amuse myself and others with some of the better moments. Over time, this will probably develop into categories - kind of like how 'Cops' has collective episodes like "Bad Girls", "Police Chases" and "Ho Ho Ho", etc. So, here is a more realistic Hennessy advertisement - bus #66-style A one point, a woman already screaming on her cell phone began screaming at the man for stupor-falling into her. exCUSE ME!!!!

That's one way to wear a hat